Just because it happened a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away doesn’t mean we can’t learn some valuable lessons in protecting our intellectual property (IP). As the CIO (Chief Inquisition Officer) of Galactic Empire Manufacturing (wholly-owned subsidiary of Galactic Empire), it is my job to perform a complete post-mortem of the now defunct “Death Star 1.0” initiative.
Let’s do a quick recap for those of you who didn’t bother to do the required reading.
Alrighty, so after many thorough interviews (aka interrogations) with surviving team members we’ve identified quite a number of mistakes that led to all of these breaches in security. It’s all about how poorly we managed our most sensitive IP - the 3D CAD and PLM design data for the Death Star!
Post-Mortem Analysis
First let’s discuss the engineering and design process. Galen was a brilliant engineer, but who the heck thought it was a good idea to let him make all the design decisions without any oversight? (Rhetorical question - we know it was Wilhuff Tarkin who was great at blowing up Alderaan, but not so great at project management). C’mon people, we killed his wife and separated him from his daughter! Did nobody think that maybe - just maybe - he wasn’t the most loyal employee on staff??
With further digging, I’ve learned of other technical challenges that likely led to this disappointing outcome:
Second, let’s talk about the security of the 3D model itself. The Rebels were able to access the data and download the entire massive model onto a physical data card! Whatever happened to Zero Trust security people? After that, the Rebels simply had to deactivate the planetary shield allowing transmission of the schematic to their ship. Another single point of failure! And then this entire model was simply loaded into a random R2 unit that found its way into the Rebel HQ? Why was it so easy to access the entire 3D model of the Death Star?
I’m not even emotionally ready to discuss the destruction of the second Death Star during the Battle of Endor. I get that it was important to the Emperor to have the laser fully functional right away, but to skimp on shielding as a result? The on-planet shielding was easily destroyed by a few Rebels and a bunch of Teddy bears - c’mon people!
Recommendations for Death Star 3.0
Clearly the old way of managing, collaborating, and securing our critical 3D data is no longer working. We need a new approach, and thankfully I’ve found one: cloud-based 3D visualization software!
This innovative technology offers:
Our spies have discovered that Vertex Software on Earth has created such a technology. We fear that they may be Rebel sympathizers, so we need to approach cautiously.